Thanks, but I'm good.

Nothing much has changed in the world of the Mariners, but there was this little tidbit of news today:

"Beltre severely bruised his right testicle when he was hit by a ground ball on Wednesday. He has been told he does not need surgery. Doctors have told him to rest completely for one week before he may slowly resume baseball activities."

This is what I was afraid of every single time someone hit it to me in little league.

I think I'm going to have nightmares about this when I finally go to sleep tonight.

I don't really like you, Adrian Beltre, but l shall lift up your severely bruised testicle in my prayers. I couldn't even write that without flinching. Dag.