Watching the Seahawks begs the question: what else could I be doing with my time?
You see, I do enjoy watching football, but the Seahawks don't really play football. They play a grown up version of tag, where no one tries to score and everybody runs around yelling and falling over themselves. If they did play football I would be way more interested, but as it is there hasn't been a whole lot of return on investment for my interest. Some players can be entertaining like Marshawn Lynch, who has a very scary last name and hits people like a drunk truck, but on the whole, meh.
We have a QB who is an old, bald, broken spokesperson for healthy bracelets, and a backup QB who apparently has more facial hair than talent.
You know what's interesting? Other teams, bunny rabbits, and commercials with fighting robots. I would love to have a fighting robot, I really would. I would use it to get parking spaces, free coffee, and Santa Claus. Not to beat up Santa mind you, but to make him take me to the North Pole to hang out with the elves and unicorns and drink cocoa and play with all the toys forever and ever.
You know what else is interesting? The graphic on the T.V. that says Hasselbeck: Inactive (head). I suppose if there is something wrong with your head you shouldn't be active.
You see, I do enjoy watching football, but the Seahawks don't really play football. They play a grown up version of tag, where no one tries to score and everybody runs around yelling and falling over themselves. If they did play football I would be way more interested, but as it is there hasn't been a whole lot of return on investment for my interest. Some players can be entertaining like Marshawn Lynch, who has a very scary last name and hits people like a drunk truck, but on the whole, meh.
We have a QB who is an old, bald, broken spokesperson for healthy bracelets, and a backup QB who apparently has more facial hair than talent.
You know what's interesting? Other teams, bunny rabbits, and commercials with fighting robots. I would love to have a fighting robot, I really would. I would use it to get parking spaces, free coffee, and Santa Claus. Not to beat up Santa mind you, but to make him take me to the North Pole to hang out with the elves and unicorns and drink cocoa and play with all the toys forever and ever.
You know what else is interesting? The graphic on the T.V. that says Hasselbeck: Inactive (head). I suppose if there is something wrong with your head you shouldn't be active.
-- Sent from my Palm Pre
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