Par!

In a shocking twist, the Mariners took 2 of 3 from the visiting 1st place Angels, but still finished -63 in total runs scored. Wait, I'm sorry, it was just -6. I suppose I should be happy they're not 101 games out of first place, but the fact remains that if we had hitters to go along with our pitchers, we'd be making a nice playoff run right about now. I'd also feel better about it if King Felix wasn't planning on leaving at the end of the year.