Sunday morning fb notes

Oh, how I forgot how stupid the talking voices can be. I swear, listening to football commentators can definitely make you more dumber. I would pay darn good money for a t.v. App that allows you to switch from the nationally backwards network spokespersons to the local radio coverage of either team. Either that, or have an alternate channel with articulate commentators that can dispense inside knowledge without using cliches and sounding like news anchors trying to convince us that a rainstorm is a national tragedy. Is that too much to ask?

Speaking of, I heard one announcer in the Broncos/Bengals game say that he wouldn't feel comfortable putting the ball in anyone's hands save for the QB in a 3rd and 2 situation. This was in reference to the wildcat. Really? Because the running back can't handle the ball? Because you wouldn't hand it off in a 3rd and short situation anyway? Good lord. Another genious in the Vikes/Browns game said "Favre is one of the all time great players of all time." Exact words.

Other quick notes:

• The Browns will not win the Superbowl when Eric Mangini can't trust his offense to get 3 yards on 4th down and would rather kick a field goal.
• Braylon Edwards is a stud.
• I hope Brett Favre suffers a season ending injury and goes away forever. Then, and only then will the Vikings be a "superbowl threat." Until then, I feel sorry for their defense, which will have to carry that team.
• Chad Johnson now officially Esteban Ocho Cinco? Awesome.
• Sideline reporters, still superfluous and unnecessary, except for Charissa Thompson, who is superfluous and necessary.

All for now, as I have to work soon. It's kind of like having to work on Christmas morning, which sucks, but needed if you have bills.

I would also like to have an app which would erase the necessity of having to pay bills.